Whenever we bring home a butternut squash, it stays on the floor until it is time to eat it. Why, you may ask?
Because it happens to be on of Judebug's favorite fall toys.
Ah yes, squash and kosher salt. He knows how to prepare it well!
Did I mention he had a drink or eight before this meal? Can you tell?
WHAT? No, he didn't really. He doesn't like to be the butt of jokes...or jokes about his butt. I can't remember which one.
Since the squash caused such rude jokes, Jude thought he would just pout, and do a little house cleaning. He's still mad, I'm pretty sure.
Don't even try to say Jude is choosing to clean house as an expression of unhappiness. We all know you are an oppressor of Judebug. He's a poor little waif, straight out of a Dickens novel, snow-white from lack of sunlight, given nothing but salt and uncooked squash for dinner, and forced to do the bidding of his harsh task-masters. Just look at his little pitiful, gaunt and haunted face...
ReplyDeleteOn a lighter note, flip quickly between photos 4 & 5. It's both hilarious and startling.
Jude has the most hilarious expression in photo #5. His right eyebrow is raised. I didn't even know that babies could do that.
ReplyDeleteThen again, he is our little alien trapped in a baby's body.
But in the last picture, his elvish features are dominant. Christmas is only a couple months away...