First, let's being with saying that Jude has recently moved up in shoe size. Look at how much better he can balance with the proper shoes.
APPLE. I guarantee he stole that out of a grocery bag and started eating it before I caught him. What a dieting sneak.
This face can only mean he is holding somebody's phone. I SAY GO FOR IT.
It's not mine.
Sometimes you just want to read your cousin a story. AMIRITE?!